Congratulations President-Elect Obama!

Palin raps (almost)

Twins!

OMG! A video clip that is NOT Sarah Palin!

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

VP Debate

Palin interviewed by Couric

Which is scarier?

That Obama is half cloth/half human...


...or that the person that made this sign gets to vote.

One trick pony

Palin & Clinton

SNL this election season is going to be FUN!

I Picked A Girl by John McCain and Sarah Palin

This guy would SOOOO get a ticket in Washington for this...

Who is more traumatized?

One LUCKY driver

Narrowly avoided a horrible death in this one...

People will try and sell anything

And 3 people took the phone number!!

New blog in the blogroll

I stumbled across this hilarious blog called Cake Wrecks. It is full of hysterical "professionally" done cakes. Check it out!

Here are some of my favorite samples:

Texting while driving

This guy would SOOOO get a ticket here in Washington.

Rough couple of weeks

I haven't been on much recently, since there has been a lot of changes at TuneCo. A couple weeks ago there were a bunch of layoffs, about 20% of my co-workers are gone. The rest of us are kind of wandering around wondering if there are more to come, and I'd say that at least 90% of them are actively looking to jump ship. It doesn't help when you have VP level management who has been quoted as saying to most of them, on more than one occasion, "You are replacable".

Luckily, my group has never heard words like that, I had a great boss. It's just too bad that he felt the need to leave the company about a month ago. I keep hoping that he will call me up one of these days from his new company and steal me away to work for him again.

Today's ridiculous news article

Groom charged with being too near bride at wedding

BATAVIA, N.Y. -- A New York state man has been arrested for getting too close to his bride on their wedding day.

Police say Timothy Cole quarreled with a wedding guest at a party Friday after wedding his ex-wife in Batavia (buh-TAY'-vee-uh).

Officers knew the 45-year-old Cole from previous arrests and realized his bride had an order of protection against him. Cole was charged with first-degree criminal contempt, a felony, and ordered jailed without bail.

The Daily News in Batavia says Cole was convicted of criminal contempt on July 1.

The Genesee County public defender's office says Cole hasn't been assigned an attorney.

What the hell?! I want to talk to the bride! If you feel the need to get a protection order against someone, what in the world are you doing marrying them???

I may have to leave the country...

This article is SOOOO ridiculous, that if this tool actually gets a day in court or ANY kind of settlement, it's time to leave the country. This crap has gotten waaaaaaaay out of hand.

Man sues Tenn. church over spiritual fall

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- A man says he was so consumed by the spirit of God that he fell and hit his head while worshipping.

Now he wants Lakewind Church to pay $2.5 million for medical bills, lost income, and pain and suffering.

Matt Lincoln says he is suing after the church's insurance company denied his claim for medical bills.

The 57-year-old has had two surgeries since the June 2007 injury but still feels pain in his back and legs.

He says he was asking God to have "a real experience" while praying.

Lincoln says he has fallen from the force of the spirit before but has always been caught by someone.

Lawyers for the church say other congregants saw him on the floor laughing after his fall. They say he failed to look out for his own safety.

Kinky like he is???